God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
What type of tracks?
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
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Mom would never say
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Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.