Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...