The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...