For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...