Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...