Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...