What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Nice Car!
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
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A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Ding! Ding!
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Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick