Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...