New product cuts stress
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A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...