Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...