Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.