Turn back your car odometer
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Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Reasons to leave work
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The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...