Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...