Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...