Methods of execution
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Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...