Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...