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The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...