19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...