Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Question answer 03
|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...