K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...