Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...