Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...