Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...