Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...