Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.