yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...