New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...