Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity