Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!