How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Palindromes
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Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...