Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...