At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...