What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
George Carlin funnies!
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So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Coffee Time
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2 jokes
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Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
A drunk orders himself a beer
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It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...