Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...