Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.