Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...