If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...