A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....