Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Emersom
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A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...