So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...