Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...