Programming language acronyms
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A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...