The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.