An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...