Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...