My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....