Amazing talking cow
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A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
A letter to the editors
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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
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Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...