Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...