A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...