Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...